"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

(Source: hiphoplaboratory)

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes